officialkendallroy:

me doing this in my 2m x 3m pool in the garden channeling the spirit of kendall roy

emswift:

only 90s kids remember

reblog if ur a true 90s kid

rocktheholygrail:

i’d get so much done if it wasn’t for the overwhelming urge to not do anything

kosmogrl:

the universe knew I’d be too powerful if I had the capacity to carry on conversations

gibsonsgirl:

ah yes the two types of men you meet on vacation:

1. the poster boy for the nice guy™ propaganda
2. the essex lad fucking his gay uncle

sprnklersplashes:

It’s hilarious when people are like “taylor swift’s songs are engineered to be as generically relatable as possible” because then you actually listen to the songs in question and she’s just like

“I am a SELF-DESTRUCTIVE MONSTER who ruins everything I touch, I MANIPULATED everyone into liking me, my potential has been WASTED due to circumstances of MY OWN CREATION, I go back to an EMPTY HOUSE because everyone in my life has moved on, I am a BLEEDING OPEN WOUND, all my kindness is really just NARCISSISM IN DISGUISE, I will BREAK MYSELF FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT, I STARVED MYSELF in order to be saved by an idealised romance, I can go ANYWHERE except for THE PLACE I CALLED HOME, I will SPIRAL UNCONTROLLABLY if left to my own devices, I AM THE INSTRUMENT OF MY OWN DESTRUCTION, THIS WAS INEVITABLE”

randarollstenchbun:

Boring people the second they see something a little creative,silly,experimental,or even just a little confussing: UHMM…⁉️ WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH 😂 WHAT WERE THEY SMOKING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😭🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😭😭🤣😂😭😂

shivvroys:

sarah snook decorated veteran in the understanding her character war

shivgirly:

The Aerodynamics of Shiv Roy’s hair: Season 2

2mmhole:

a tumblrina with a job is like a butterfly with her wings clipped

thewaitisogre:

so “fun”

captainclickycat:

Holding the laptop’s power button down because it’s crashed and there’s no other way to turn it off feels so unsettling. It makes me feel like I’m holding a cushion over its face while the life slowly ebbs out of it.

fartgallery:

cause of death: tried to organize an activity with more than 2 friends at once past the age of 25

doradotcom:

walks around the dashboard with my hands behind my back like someone’s grandpa